March is all about the transition from winter to spring. Warmer weather, flowers, and Spring break are all on the calendar! This makes March Jokes for kids perfect for using to countdown to vacation or celebrate change in seasons!
Scroll down to the bottom of the post to get free printable jokes! These work great for lunchbox jokes or a funny joke of the day!
March Jokes for Kids
Q: What goes up when March rain comes down?
A: An umbrella.
Q: Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?
A: He had March madness!
Q: What falls during March but never gets hurt?
A: The rain.
Q: Why did the mom call pest control?
A: Ants were on the March.
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline in March?
A: Spring-time.
Q: Does February like March?
A: No, but April May.
Q: Which crime fighter likes March the most?
A: Robin.
Q: What March flowers grow on faces?
A: Tulips.
Q: What can be seen in the middle of ‘April’ and ‘March’, but can’t be seen in the beginning or end of either one?
A: The letter “r.”
Q: What did May say to March after being accused of stealing?
A: Ju-ly.
Q: Why did the girl learn the trumpet in February?
A: She wanted to be in the March-ing band.
Q: Why was the calendar so busy before April?
A: Because there was so March to do.
Q: Why are babies born on March 31st the easiest to prank on April Fool’s Day?
A: They were literally born yesterday.
Q: What did the librarian say to the unruly book on Read Across America Day? (March 2nd)
A: Check your shelf!
Q: Why are oak trees so forgiving?
A: Every March they “turn over a new leaf”.
Q: What group of people love March?
A: Bands.
Q: Who doesn’t love march?
A: Soldiers.
March Dad Jokes
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they’ve just finished a 31 day March.
Q: What do trumpet players in a spring parade do?
A: March.
Q: Why is spring such a great time to start a gardening business?
A: Because you can really rake in the cash!
Jokes About Spring
Q: What type of bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow!
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it!
Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?
A: Tulips!
Q: Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?
A: He was trying to grow a water-melon.
Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their little yellow jackets!
For more jokes about spring, check out our Spring Jokes for Kids!
St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
Q: What should you say to a runner in the St. Patrick’s Day marathon?
A: Irish you luck!
Q: What do you call a frog that jumps into a pot of gold?
A: A Leap-prechaun!
Q: What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?
A: Paddy O’Furniture!
Q: How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?
A: They’re hard to find and lucky to have!
Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re always wearing green!
For more St. Patrick’s Day jokes, check out our St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids and St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes!
Printable Jokes for Kids
Download your FREE printable March Jokes.
If you want to do a joke a day with your family, all you need is an 8.5″ x 11″ sheet of paper or cardstock and your printer! You can print these lunchbox notes to leave around the house, surprise your kids with one in their lunch, or just take a laugh break together!
More Jokes for Kids
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